For some reason x or y, it is apparently forbidden to laugh at Muslims and Arabs.
I'm sorry but I do not see why it would be forbidden to laugh at Islam that Jews, blacks, Christians, whites or yolks.
So here's a small series of jokes, more or less good, more or less funny ... up to you.
A: Their faces (see photo-cons).
Q: What do we say to a Muslim who has everything his arm in a camel's ass?
A: Bagnole down?
Q: How to knock a Muslim?
A: Dress in the goat.
Q: How should Muslims to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: What's the toilet paper?
Q: What do Muslims in the preliminaries?
A: They tickled under the goatee and the horns.
Q: What is an extremist and narrow moron thinking?
A: Anyone who criticizes Islam or Muslims.
Q: How does one call a Muslim who has a goat and a camel?
A: Bisexual.
Q: What is the common point between Tehran and Hiroshima? A: No ... for now.
Q: How does one call a Muslim who has 6 goats?
A: A pimp.
Q: What is the difference between ET and Muslims?
A: At one point, and realized he had to "go home".
Q: What is Saudi Arabia could to increase the IQ in the country?
A: Allow Jews in the country. (See here )
One learns that one of his wives Mustafa wants to leave.
He hurries and finds one of his wives in front of the tent with her belongings in bundles.
He sits beside her and said:
- I was told you wanted me to quit?
- Yes, she replies. I heard your other women say that you were a pedophile.
Mustafa thought a little and replies:
- Pedophile, huh? It is a big word in the mouth of a girl of six years!
Q: You know the story of this violent pedophile for 53 years?
A: Yes. He is revered by about a fifth of the world's population as a guru of the most intolerant religion, the most oppressive, most misogynistic and most violent in the world.
Q: How can a Muslim mother teaches her son which way to put his underpants?
A: The detonator before, my darling.
Q: What is the order that Muslims hear most often?
A: Accused stand up.
In Israel, a Jewish man is sitting in the bus and reads a French newspaper
A friend from the bus and sees him and asks him:
- David? T'y'es crazy or what? Why are you reading the newspaper instead of the French newspaper usual Hebrew?
David replies:
- Well you know, I read the Hebrew newspaper before, but I read what? I read that Jews were persecuted always at this time. That Israel was attacked again, that Jews are kidnapped ... So now I read the French newspaper. And I read what? That Jews control the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are rich, Israel controls the Middle East ... The news is much better!
Q: You have how many Palestinians to replace a light bulb?
A: None. They remain in the dark and blame the Jews.
Q: What is the definition of a virgin in the U.S.? A: Any female person under 18 years.
Q: What is the definition of a virgin in France?
A: Any female person under 16 years.
Q: What is the definition of a virgin in Islam?
R1: Any female person under the age of 9 years.
or
R2: A goat can run faster than a Muslim.
Q: What is the word used to refer to a Muslim terrorist in the French newspapers?
A: The victim.
A man walks into a bookstore and request a book on suicide. The bookseller offered him the Koran.
Q: What is the second most spoken language in France?
A: The French.
Finally here's a little joke on the Israeli-Palestinian
In a bar, what happens there when a fly falls into a coffee
The Italian: He throws the cup, broken hand and gesticulating and shouting at scandal. The German
: He meticulously cleans the cup, sterilized and made another coffee.
The French: It removes the fly and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese: He eats the fly and throws away the coffee. The Russian
: He drinks coffee and fly with, as there was no extra charge. The Israeli
: He sells coffee in French, fly to the Chinese, drinking tea and use the remaining money to invent a mechanism to prevent flies from falling into the cafe. The Palestinian
: He accuses Israel of having dropped the fly in his coffee, sends a protest to the UN about this new Israeli aggression. He obtained a loan from the European Union to buy a new coffee, uses the money to buy explosives and blew up the bar in which the Italian, French, Chinese, German and Russian are in the process of explain to the Israelis that he should give her tea in a Palestinian.
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